sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
on the contrary: if he is shocked by your nakedness it could put him off balance enough for you to start yodeling and really freak him the fuck out before you knee him in the balls with your bare leg and run to call 911
REBLOGGING FOR THAT TAG
Ferguson Mayor James Knowles is making no friends at tonight’s Town Hall. Part 2
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
Me and @commanderholly as #shovelknight and #shieldknight at #pax2014
Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know
how do you figure that
that’s fucking hardcore
This will never be overshared
/meer/ : noun : peace.
The Legend of Korra Book One (2012 | 12 episodes) • Think Like a Man (2012 | short) • The Legend of Korra Book Two (2013 | 7/14 episodes) • Road to the Cup (2013 | short) • Asura Online (2013 | trailer) • The Boondocks Season Four (2014 | 10 episodes) • The Legend of Korra Book Three (2014 | 13 episodes)
UPCOMING: The Legend of Korra Book Four (2015 | 13 episodes) • Da Hai (2015 | feature film) • 4 untitled DreamWorks co-productions (2014-2018- | 4x78 episodes)
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
Geologist pansexuals are pretty doomed, though.